We have 10 questions to ask about Super Bowl week. They involve Jim Irsay, Damon Dash, Tom Brady, Vanilla Ice and more.
This has been one of the strangest Super Bowl pre-game weeks of all time. Let’s recount what we know and most importantly what makes us say why?
# 10 Why is Colts Jim Irsay acting a lot like urban executive Damon Dash used to during his reign of terror at Rocafella Records?
#9 Why did it take us so long to figure out that Patriots WR Deion Branch might be Whoopi Goldberg’s long lost sibling? It’s not because of the hair either.
#8 Why has everyone forgotten that even if Rob Gronkowski can’t play, that the Pats will be just fine with TE Aaron Hernandez?
#7 Why do some of those in the extended PV Universe have a sneaky suspicion that Chad Ochocinco will ball out of control? Key phrase…some of those.
#6 Why is Tom Brady’s boo sending out e-mails to their inner circle in search of some sort of divine intervention? Was a similar request filled when Lee Evans and Billy Cundiff went astray?
#5 Why are some people scratching their heads that the upside price for a Super Bowl commercial was $4 million? Some of these commercials cost more than that to produce.
#4 Why was Vanilla Ice of all people doing press on “Radio Row?” No, seriously…
#3 Why is there a murmur out there that Bill Belichick of all people could retire soon?
#2 Why do the Giants defensive linemen conduct their interviews from the perspective that are waiting on a fresh steak to come to the table?
#1 Why is Madonna involved in the Super Bowl in any, way, shape or form? This makes Nickelback performing in Detroit on Thanksgiving look like a fair and just decision.